I have to wait until when? Sheesh, someone’s got to learn to build their theme parks a little faster. How’s a gal supposed to keep her wizardly robes on waiting for the Harry Potter-themed park to open in 2009 — late 2009 at that?
I’d always wished they’d open a Goonies theme park, complete with water slide and pirate ship playground, but no one’s seen fit to do so yet. And now that that flick’s more than 20 years old, I bet some studio is floating the idea for a sacreligious remake.